Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Obama lin Baden.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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