What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Anti Joke

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