- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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