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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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