- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

call me maybe.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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