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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Massie is a fatass

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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