A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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