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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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