- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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