What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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swag

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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