What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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