Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Women's rights

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What is a dog? Bark

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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