- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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