A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Men

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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