vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A guy at a baseball game....

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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