- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Rebecca Black's career.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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