- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms