- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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