What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

nathan palmer has a big head !

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Jess Burns

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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