What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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