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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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