- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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