Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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