Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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top kek

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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