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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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