- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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