- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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binladin walks into the american seals

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

knock knock go away!!!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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