Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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