- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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