- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??