When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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