why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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