- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I am a mime

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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