Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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