A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Want to hear a joke? Obama

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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