- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

NEVER

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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