Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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