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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

who is really lanky? james cornish

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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