- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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