Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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British Dentistry

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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