- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

knock knock go away!!!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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