What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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