knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

kill yourself....with a cigarette

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Justin Bieber.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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