Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

knock knock go away!!!

LET

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

how do you win a game try your best

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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