- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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