- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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