Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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