- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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