Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Who wants water? I do.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Has u seen my grammar?

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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