- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Women's Rights..

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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