What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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