You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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PENIS that is all

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Anti Joke

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