What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Men's rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Anti Joke

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