How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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j.p. is dumb

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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