Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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And you honored it I see :P

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Anti Joke

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