- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Gretta has five legs? -no

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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