- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Yellow People !!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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