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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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