- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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