What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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