- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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