- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

I have cancer. And you're next.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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