- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

knock knock go away!!!

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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