What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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