- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

I'm so full I could stop eating.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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