Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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