- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

knock knock go away!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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