a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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I love you.

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