What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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A joke

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Global Warming.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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