Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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