- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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